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PostSubject: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:14 pm

Movies that really are bad and should NOT be watched

Last one I saw was

Feed

Nothing to say exept that it is a bullshit thriller


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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Jan 09, 2008 5:16 pm

I can't think of movies that shouldn't be watched tongue

Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift comes very near though Basketball

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Jan 09, 2008 8:04 pm

Me and You and Everyone We Know

what a stupid bullshit movie Basketball
but thats just my opinion...
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Jan 10, 2008 12:28 pm

damn...I saw one yesterday affraid

It's called Combat Shock - IMDB

It's a Troma (CLICK) movie, which, in general, I like very much. This one though...I don't know...I think my expectations were too different...

I had expected an Vietnam veteran who freaked out and started killing lot's of people in the most gory ways imaginable...instead I got this dramatic story about a Vietnam veteran who's looking for a job, has a friend die of an overdose, shoots some people he owes money too and in the end kills his wife, his deformed baby son (which he puts in the oven while drinking a glass of sour milk with lumps in it, the only nice part of the movie) and as the police arrives to kick him out of his house, he shoots himself through the head...

Sure, there's a Vietnam veteran, he freaks out and kills some people (though not in the most gory ways imaginable)...

But the overall feeling of the movie is just sooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaad and soooooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaasty I was actually feeling kinda depressed after watching it! (people who know me, know that's quite unique flower )

If you like to watch movies which are annoyingly depressing, bad and love to watch people (over)acting like they have a real shitty life, this is the one for you!

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:12 pm

the music rocked though!

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Jan 10, 2008 10:56 pm

88 minutes
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:17 am

deep throat

damn.. horribly infantile movie poorest porn-storyline ever
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 6:01 am

Does porn ever come with a rich storyline? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 11:26 am

No but it can become artistic if done in a certain way. Recently saw Destricted which is mainly based on pornography but with art
But I haven't seen Deap Throat so I cannot judge Smile
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 2:14 pm

Deempje wrote:
Does porn ever come with a rich storyline? Razz

i'm quite fond of good porno, but this one i put off after 25 minutes or so
it's true what u say, but the storyline seems to made by or for children

there no suspense building up.. there's as good as no build up , which makes me lose interest fast,

anyways..ir's definately the dummest pornflick i've ever seen (imo)
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Sun Mar 23, 2008 3:23 pm

I actually liked Deep Throat...not because it's so good though Very Happy Mainly because of the myth surrounding it and the "exploitation-level"

I like to watch Rus Meyer films as well, though I wouldn't dare to make the equation Rus Meyer = Deep Throat, I still thought it was okay...

As most people here have probably figured out by now, I'm no average cinephile, just a kid watching everything that moves Razz

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Apr 09, 2008 12:44 am

What's New Pussycat

Really really really NOT my cup of tea. Not at all, It reminded me of the very bad French comedies of that time which I used to hate as a child, still do
Would give it a 3/10


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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:30 am

Come on, a movie starring Peter Sellers couldn't be THAT bad...






Or could it? Very Happy Very Happy Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Apr 09, 2008 1:32 am

No, it couldn't :p
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Apr 09, 2008 9:11 am

Yes it could Razz
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Wed Apr 09, 2008 11:18 am

Or could it? tongue

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 10:34 am

Oke new one I watched yesterday! I actually fell asleep! That usually NEVER happens to me! Neutral

The Assassination of Richard Nixon is about Sam Bicke who thinks he is not respected and blames that on the president! It was said to be a thriller and an action film with a little bit of drama! The people who said that have never seen a thriller or an action movie before. All the drama! And not even an interesting dramatic movie! It sucked

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:24 pm

Ehrm...

Why on Earth would you pick a movie called "The Assasination of Richard Nixon"?!?! Razz Wink

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:48 pm

My nieces picked it!
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 12:52 pm

Hahaha Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:03 pm

I had no choice! I rented Scanners and House of 1000 Corpses....but they're not a big fan of those! They al kinda liked the movie...I think it's CRAP!
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:05 pm

Very Happy Very Happy

How can one not like House of 1000 Corpses though? Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:30 pm

It is Smile

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu Apr 10, 2008 1:34 pm

My nieces are not a big fan of horror movies!

I haven't seen it either but I want to! I know I'll love it!

Although I think you have to pick popcorn as movie-food instead of sausages! Razz
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Sun May 04, 2008 7:13 pm

Reefer madness (aka Tell Your Children)

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Propaganda film that relates the story, as told by high school principal Dr. Carroll to parents at a PTA meeting, of the scourge of marijuana. The tale revolves around Mae and Jack, accomplices in the distribution of marijuana, who manage to entice the local high school kids to stop by Mae's apartment to smoke reefer. The lives of all who are involved with this menace are inevitably shattered. One man becomes so addicted to the killer weed that the guilt over framing a teen for murder causes a judge to order him to be committed for life to a mental hospital! Dr. Carroll closes by advising us to not incur the same tragedy.

The only interest of this movie, if there is one, is to see the anti marijuana propaganda made to scare people in the 30's. So it is very exagerated: the smokes are pink, purple, blue ha ha ha people laugh stupidelly and turn crazy
For the rest, what a piece of crap note3

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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Fri May 16, 2008 8:13 am

NUDIST COLONY OF THE DEAD!!! Mad

you'd expect phat zombie action and lots of full frontal nudity... No nope!!!

DO NOT WATCH THIS SILLY PIECE OF MANURE!!! ...it's a waste of time!!!
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Fri May 16, 2008 8:15 am

WORST MOVIES EVER...

DIRTY DANCING!!! ZOOLANDER!!! ATONEMENT!!! TITANIC!!! PEARL HARBOR!!! IL SOCIO!!!

these movies succeeded in truly pissing me off... watching them was a hellish waste of life!!! Mad


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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Fri May 16, 2008 10:11 am

Chrisy wrote:
Reefer madness (aka Tell Your Children)
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I've got the black and white version, and loved it! Very Happy All the guys look like maffia guys, the story is so over the top that it's fun, and the vintage aspect make this a classic!
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu May 22, 2008 2:07 pm

labrat wrote:


DIRTY DANCING!!!


affraid I love that movie! yess
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PostSubject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!!   Thu May 22, 2008 2:09 pm

ha ha ha yes me too, but that's more a teanager thingy I think. I have enotional attachement from that time. If I would discover it today, I would probably think it sucks Very Happy
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