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Yeah. true true!
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ha ha ha yes me too, but that's more a teanager thingy I think. I have enotional attachement from that time. If I would discover it today, I would probably think it sucks Very Happy

that, and it stars Patrick Swayze... PATRICK SWAYZE!!! silent Mad

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damn...I saw one yesterday affraid

It's called Combat Shock - IMDB

It's a Troma (CLICK) movie, which, in general, I like very much. This one though...I don't know...I think my expectations were too different...

I had expected an Vietnam veteran who freaked out and started killing lot's of people in the most gory ways imaginable...instead I got this dramatic story about a Vietnam veteran who's looking for a job, has a friend die of an overdose, shoots some people he owes money too and in the end kills his wife, his deformed baby son (which he puts in the oven while drinking a glass of sour milk with lumps in it, the only nice part of the movie) and as the police arrives to kick him out of his house, he shoots himself through the head...

Sure, there's a Vietnam veteran, he freaks out and kills some people (though not in the most gory ways imaginable)...

But the overall feeling of the movie is just sooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaad and soooooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaasty I was actually feeling kinda depressed after watching it! (people who know me, know that's quite unique flower )

If you like to watch movies which are annoyingly depressing, bad and love to watch people (over)acting like they have a real shitty life, this is the one for you!

lol! I guess this is the one for me! Razz

no... I saw it too and it is indeed a very atypical Tromarelease... it is in fact like you say, kinda depressing and even dark, certainly not for everyone and if you're expecting hilarious Tromagore, you probably will be dissapointed!

still... atypical as it is, it's not a bad movie... not a fun movie, but a nice depressivum that will certainly put you out of your good mood in an instant! can be fun in a twisted way too if you're in the mood Twisted Evil and the acting is not very bad either, for a Troma movie... Razz I'd give it a 6/10

I saw Troma's "Meat Weed Madness" a week ago... now THAT was a bad piece of crap... lots of REAL UGLY nude chicks and unsexy sexscenes and rediculous ganjascenes and above all mindboggeling nausiating bad acting in a way that is DEEPLY disturbing and in NO way longer funny than 5 minutes! This movie sssssssssssssssssssucks!
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dunno if mentioned yet, but: Bee Movie


really the lamest animation i've seen lately
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Frank
full videocamera production, with a 35mm feel to it, but totally fucked up
dust particles added to gain a 35 mm feel
anyways, baddest cinematography i ever seen, also a terrible post-synchronisation with the voices/dialogues
story is okay, but never the less, a bad movie

Twilight Zone
just couldn't watch this one out, aargh.. Knights of moral are out of jurisdiction in Sci-Fi land (in this flick anyways..) LAME MOVIE ALERT !!
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What got into Francois Ozon to make such a bad movie Question
I loved everything he did so far but this is really bad Exclamation
The story is difficult to believe and full of cliche, the acting is just horribly fake and irritating. And come on, The way he used the background and blue screen when they are driving and going travelling is really badly done, this is not acceptable for a movie of 2007
A wanna be melodrama which did nothing to me except irritating me

I hope this was just a little mistake and that Ozon will learn from it: never, please never go that path again Wink

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Banlieue 13

It has been a long time I stopped a movie not even half way through
What a piece a crap
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Horizonica! THE worst (not in a good way) Dutch movie EVER made! The sound was awful, the lighting was hidious, the camera was really bad and the acting was soooooooo BAD!

Don't ever watch this movie!

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0/10

now THIS I GOTTA see!!! cheers
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JACK FROST... the one starring Michael Keaton and Kelly Preston!!! Mad

you see: apparantly, there are TWO Jack Frosts...

1. the first, from 1996 IMDB... a hilarious B-horror spoof starring a psychopath snowman! Twisted Evil Twisted Evil Twisted Evil cheers

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Exclamation THIS IS A GREAT MOVIE!!! Exclamation

2. and the second, from 1998 IMDB... a silly, corny, unbearable sweet Comedy-Drama-Fantasy starring a dead dad reincarnated into a snowman to make everything right with his family! Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Evil or Very Mad Mad

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I actually liked both of them! Razz
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I actually liked both of them! Razz

lol!

I was really expecting the horror version, when the ultimate source of cornyness -the drama-comedy version- appeared on my telly...
my eyes instantly became overwhealmed by a severe burning sensation and an ugly allergic rash appeared all over my skin!!! affraid

now that was what I call NOT a pleasant surprise!!! Rolling Eyes no sir-E Bob!!! No

I cried out in agonous dispair, and a friend came to check on me... he thought the movie was too scary for me!!! Razz

it took 2 hours of Rembo & Rembo to recover from that lifethreatening shock!!!! lol!
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At first I thought: I'm gona make a review of it, cause it is sooooo bad, I need to
But then again, spending time and energy for this crap???? No

The Happening
The acting is soooo bad: it is pathetic. I rarelly saw a movie where every single actors played bad unless it was meant to Razz No seriously, not one of them gives a good performance, this is simply ridiculous. For a while, I thought it was a parody, that would have been funny, but no.... IT IS CRAP!!!
i'm not even talking about the script and dialogues: at least they made me laugh..

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Mouha, I wouldn't say it is totally crap but really dont feel like making a review of it
Visually, it is nice although maybe too overdone. And the rest sucks big time: really didn't like anything else

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feed
the grim reaper (which you should watch becuase it's soo bad.. dialogues like: ohno!! we are going to die, answer: did you say we are going to die? answers back: yes, we are going to die Very Happy

88 minutes
the drjeeling limited or express or whatever
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agreed: Feed is such a bad movie, the worst movie purchase I have ever made (dont know what got into me that day Razz )
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Mouha, I wouldn't say it is totally crap but really dont feel like making a review of it
Visually, it is nice although maybe too overdone. And the rest sucks big time: really didn't like anything else

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WHAT!!!!, no way, this is an exelent movie Very Happy
it was made for a fraction of what the same movie would have cost in hollywood
and visualy its stunning
its an adaptation of a manga novel and done well
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moua, it is done well ok even if sometimes it is too overdone
And really didn't like the story that much, it starts too fast at the beginning, then wayyyyy too slow
Lots of cliche. The acting is sometimes exagerated and the fights are irritating
It COULD have been good but totally failed in my opinion...
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The Eye: Infinity (The Eye 3)

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There are some good things in it, it is more a comedy than a horror film and as I understood this is the main difference with The Eye 1 and The Eye 2 which I haven't seen but seem to be purelly horror. This one is mainly a comedie with some funny elements. But overall, well, it's crap Razz
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Combien tu m'aimes?

Bertrand Blier has made great french movies in the past. For instance Les Valseuses or Trop belle pour toi. What I like about him is that he can often be quite crude but always in a subtile way
Unfortunatly his last movie is a desapointment, I wouldn't say it is totally crap, there are some good things in it but overall it really didn't meet my expectation: the dialogues and situation are too unprobable (although yes I know it is made on purpose...), the characters too caricatural, and the story well just confusing and stupid...
Not so great

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Little Man, it sucks!
It's from the Wayans brothers, but not one to watch!
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The Black Dahlia

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Not that good No Could have been if there wasn't so many cliches all movie long. All the film noir cliches are there but not really used good. It is flat and with no flavour.
Maybe a few good things visually but I wouldn't give it more than a 4/10
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Mother of Tears: The Third Mother

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Ok, I didn't expect too much out of it, it is true but I still had hope, I mean, it is Dario Argento. The Italian master who made me love horror movies, who made me appreciate horror scenes as a trully beautifull art
His come back is far from been a succes I'm afraid. The good things: the music is not too bad and the killing scenes which are true to Argento style. The bad things: everything else!! including Asia Argento, the crap story, not one little bit of originality, and a very awfull end with no flavour

Failed!

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(if you like trauma movies, you might like it thought.... just for the killing scenes Wink )
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The Stendhal Syndrome
From Dario Argento

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i dont know why I keep on trying with the more recent movies of Dario Argento cause it only brings me desapointment. I mean... come on!!!!
I stopped it half way through, that's not a good sign
But maybe I was not in the mood, could be but then again, normally I would keep it on my computer and watch it another time. This time, I totally deleted it cause I know I will never give it another try.
And that is a very bad sign Laughing

I think I will stick with his old movies Wink
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My Blueberry Nights
I stopped it after 30mns
Simply awfull! Really!!
Irritating slow motions every 2mns, bad cinematography and camera work. Bad acting of Norah Jones, anowing cheesy romance story, wanna be Jazz music (and I love Jazz!)
I dont know everything Kar Wai Wong did but I think it is safe to say this is the worst movie of his carrier
Beurk beurk beurk
pale

I go vomit now....

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