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misssans Enema Killer
Posts : 1038 Join date : 2008-04-02 Age : 35 Location : The Hague, Holland
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu May 22, 2008 2:11 pm | |
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labrat Devil’s Advocate
Posts : 999 Join date : 2008-04-29 Age : 46 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat May 31, 2008 7:44 am | |
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labrat Devil’s Advocate
Posts : 999 Join date : 2008-04-29 Age : 46 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:06 am | |
| - pornologic wrote:
- damn...I saw one yesterday
It's called Combat Shock - IMDB
It's a Troma (CLICK) movie, which, in general, I like very much. This one though...I don't know...I think my expectations were too different...
I had expected an Vietnam veteran who freaked out and started killing lot's of people in the most gory ways imaginable...instead I got this dramatic story about a Vietnam veteran who's looking for a job, has a friend die of an overdose, shoots some people he owes money too and in the end kills his wife, his deformed baby son (which he puts in the oven while drinking a glass of sour milk with lumps in it, the only nice part of the movie) and as the police arrives to kick him out of his house, he shoots himself through the head...
Sure, there's a Vietnam veteran, he freaks out and kills some people (though not in the most gory ways imaginable)...
But the overall feeling of the movie is just sooooooooooo baaaaaaaaaaaaaad and soooooooooooo naaaaaaaaaaasty I was actually feeling kinda depressed after watching it! (people who know me, know that's quite unique )
If you like to watch movies which are annoyingly depressing, bad and love to watch people (over)acting like they have a real shitty life, this is the one for you! I guess this is the one for me! no... I saw it too and it is indeed a very atypical Tromarelease... it is in fact like you say, kinda depressing and even dark, certainly not for everyone and if you're expecting hilarious Tromagore, you probably will be dissapointed! still... atypical as it is, it's not a bad movie... not a fun movie, but a nice depressivum that will certainly put you out of your good mood in an instant! can be fun in a twisted way too if you're in the mood and the acting is not very bad either, for a Troma movie... I'd give it a 6/10 I saw Troma's " Meat Weed Madness" a week ago... now THAT was a bad piece of crap... lots of REAL UGLY nude chicks and unsexy sexscenes and rediculous ganjascenes and above all mindboggeling nausiating bad acting in a way that is DEEPLY disturbing and in NO way longer funny than 5 minutes! This movie sssssssssssssssssssucks! | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Tue Jul 22, 2008 3:25 pm | |
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labrat Devil’s Advocate
Posts : 999 Join date : 2008-04-29 Age : 46 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat Aug 16, 2008 2:27 am | |
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Kryll Bernie
Posts : 417 Join date : 2008-03-02 Age : 40 Location : Antwerp
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Mon Aug 18, 2008 1:22 pm | |
| dunno if mentioned yet, but: Bee Moviereally the lamest animation i've seen lately | |
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Kryll Bernie
Posts : 417 Join date : 2008-03-02 Age : 40 Location : Antwerp
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Sep 18, 2008 2:53 am | |
| Frankfull videocamera production, with a 35mm feel to it, but totally fucked up dust particles added to gain a 35 mm feel anyways, baddest cinematography i ever seen, also a terrible post-synchronisation with the voices/dialogues story is okay, but never the less, a bad movie Twilight Zonejust couldn't watch this one out, aargh.. Knights of moral are out of jurisdiction in Sci-Fi land (in this flick anyways..) LAME MOVIE ALERT !! | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:09 pm | |
| AngelWhat got into Francois Ozon to make such a bad movie I loved everything he did so far but this is really bad The story is difficult to believe and full of cliche, the acting is just horribly fake and irritating. And come on, The way he used the background and blue screen when they are driving and going travelling is really badly done, this is not acceptable for a movie of 2007 A wanna be melodrama which did nothing to me except irritating me I hope this was just a little mistake and that Ozon will learn from it: never, please never go that path again | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Mon Oct 06, 2008 10:57 pm | |
| Banlieue 13It has been a long time I stopped a movie not even half way through What a piece a crap | |
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misssans Enema Killer
Posts : 1038 Join date : 2008-04-02 Age : 35 Location : The Hague, Holland
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat Oct 11, 2008 2:12 am | |
| Horizonica! THE worst (not in a good way) Dutch movie EVER made! The sound was awful, the lighting was hidious, the camera was really bad and the acting was soooooooo BAD!
Don't ever watch this movie!
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labrat Devil’s Advocate
Posts : 999 Join date : 2008-04-29 Age : 46 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat Oct 11, 2008 7:40 am | |
| - misssans wrote:
- 0/10
now THIS I GOTTA see!!! | |
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misssans Enema Killer
Posts : 1038 Join date : 2008-04-02 Age : 35 Location : The Hague, Holland
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sun Oct 12, 2008 11:47 am | |
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labrat Devil’s Advocate
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| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Oct 23, 2008 7:11 pm | |
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pornologic Dr Strangelove
Posts : 2471 Join date : 2007-12-16 Age : 28 Location : Rotterdam
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Fri Oct 24, 2008 1:32 am | |
| I actually liked both of them! | |
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labrat Devil’s Advocate
Posts : 999 Join date : 2008-04-29 Age : 46 Location : Belgium
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Fri Oct 24, 2008 7:44 am | |
| - pornologic wrote:
- I actually liked both of them!
I was really expecting the horror version, when the ultimate source of cornyness -the drama-comedy version- appeared on my telly... my eyes instantly became overwhealmed by a severe burning sensation and an ugly allergic rash appeared all over my skin!!! now that was what I call NOT a pleasant surprise!!! no sir-E Bob!!! I cried out in agonous dispair, and a friend came to check on me... he thought the movie was too scary for me!!! it took 2 hours of Rembo & Rembo to recover from that lifethreatening shock!!!! | |
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pornologic Dr Strangelove
Posts : 2471 Join date : 2007-12-16 Age : 28 Location : Rotterdam
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Fri Oct 24, 2008 11:36 am | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Fri Nov 21, 2008 1:24 am | |
| At first I thought: I'm gona make a review of it, cause it is sooooo bad, I need to But then again, spending time and energy for this crap???? The HappeningThe acting is soooo bad: it is pathetic. I rarelly saw a movie where every single actors played bad unless it was meant to No seriously, not one of them gives a good performance, this is simply ridiculous. For a while, I thought it was a parody, that would have been funny, but no.... IT IS CRAP!!! i'm not even talking about the script and dialogues: at least they made me laugh.. | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat Nov 29, 2008 2:37 am | |
| CasshernMouha, I wouldn't say it is totally crap but really dont feel like making a review of it Visually, it is nice although maybe too overdone. And the rest sucks big time: really didn't like anything else | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Tue Dec 02, 2008 12:21 am | |
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pitr Dikkenek
Posts : 22 Join date : 2008-10-22
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Dec 04, 2008 3:59 am | |
| feed the grim reaper (which you should watch becuase it's soo bad.. dialogues like: ohno!! we are going to die, answer: did you say we are going to die? answers back: yes, we are going to die 88 minutes the drjeeling limited or express or whatever love guru the guru euhm... tbc | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:02 pm | |
| agreed: Feed is such a bad movie, the worst movie purchase I have ever made (dont know what got into me that day ) | |
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Killa Menace II Society
Posts : 154 Join date : 2008-07-23 Location : O7O 旅行の通り
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:23 pm | |
| - Chrisy wrote:
- Casshern
Mouha, I wouldn't say it is totally crap but really dont feel like making a review of it Visually, it is nice although maybe too overdone. And the rest sucks big time: really didn't like anything else
WHAT!!!!, no way, this is an exelent movie it was made for a fraction of what the same movie would have cost in hollywood and visualy its stunning its an adaptation of a manga novel and done well | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Dec 04, 2008 12:28 pm | |
| moua, it is done well ok even if sometimes it is too overdone And really didn't like the story that much, it starts too fast at the beginning, then wayyyyy too slow Lots of cliche. The acting is sometimes exagerated and the fights are irritating It COULD have been good but totally failed in my opinion... | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Mon Dec 15, 2008 1:44 am | |
| The Eye: Infinity (The Eye 3) There are some good things in it, it is more a comedy than a horror film and as I understood this is the main difference with The Eye 1 and The Eye 2 which I haven't seen but seem to be purelly horror. This one is mainly a comedie with some funny elements. But overall, well, it's crap | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sat Jan 03, 2009 4:08 am | |
| Combien tu m'aimes?Bertrand Blier has made great french movies in the past. For instance Les Valseuses or Trop belle pour toi. What I like about him is that he can often be quite crude but always in a subtile way Unfortunatly his last movie is a desapointment, I wouldn't say it is totally crap, there are some good things in it but overall it really didn't meet my expectation: the dialogues and situation are too unprobable (although yes I know it is made on purpose...), the characters too caricatural, and the story well just confusing and stupid... Not so great | |
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Deempje The Crow
Posts : 369 Join date : 2008-03-02 Age : 39 Location : Naaldwijk
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Sun Jan 04, 2009 9:36 pm | |
| Little Man, it sucks! It's from the Wayans brothers, but not one to watch! | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Mon Feb 02, 2009 2:02 am | |
| The Black Dahlia Not that good Could have been if there wasn't so many cliches all movie long. All the film noir cliches are there but not really used good. It is flat and with no flavour. Maybe a few good things visually but I wouldn't give it more than a 4/10 | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
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| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Feb 12, 2009 1:16 am | |
| Mother of Tears: The Third MotherOk, I didn't expect too much out of it, it is true but I still had hope, I mean, it is Dario Argento. The Italian master who made me love horror movies, who made me appreciate horror scenes as a trully beautifull art His come back is far from been a succes I'm afraid. The good things: the music is not too bad and the killing scenes which are true to Argento style. The bad things: everything else!! including Asia Argento, the crap story, not one little bit of originality, and a very awfull end with no flavour Failed! (if you like trauma movies, you might like it thought.... just for the killing scenes ) | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Mon Mar 09, 2009 8:57 pm | |
| The Stendhal SyndromeFrom Dario Argento IMDBi dont know why I keep on trying with the more recent movies of Dario Argento cause it only brings me desapointment. I mean... come on!!!! I stopped it half way through, that's not a good sign But maybe I was not in the mood, could be but then again, normally I would keep it on my computer and watch it another time. This time, I totally deleted it cause I know I will never give it another try. And that is a very bad sign I think I will stick with his old movies | |
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Chrisy Squared eyes Admin
Posts : 4151 Join date : 2007-12-15 Age : 45 Location : Hollandia
| Subject: Re: [The crap corner] Dont watch it!! Thu Apr 09, 2009 10:45 pm | |
| My Blueberry NightsI stopped it after 30mns Simply awfull! Really!! Irritating slow motions every 2mns, bad cinematography and camera work. Bad acting of Norah Jones, anowing cheesy romance story, wanna be Jazz music (and I love Jazz!) I dont know everything Kar Wai Wong did but I think it is safe to say this is the worst movie of his carrier Beurk beurk beurk I go vomit now.... My Blueberry Nights | |
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