User ranks

There is the possibility with this forum to have some ranks given to people depending on the number of posts

The rank title will appear with your avatar

I thought we could use this to have some fun and stupid movie titles/sentences

For example:

From post 1 to 50, you are a .........
etc....

Any ideas?

(it has to be related to movies of course)

Basic Instinct?

Feeble?

nice!

I'll have to think about it though

Deempje wrote:

Basic Instinct?

Feeble?

Yeah! Good idea!

Basic Instinct => 1 to 50
Meet the Feebles => 51 to 100
Zombie Geek => 101 to 300
Mars Attacks! => 301 to...

for example..

Phoebe wrote:

Basic Instinct => 1 to 50
Meet the Feebles => 51 to 100
Zombie Geek => 101 to 300
Mars Attacks! => 301 to 600

Die Hard =>601 to 1000
Braindead => 1001 to..............................

ok,

bambi 0-1
basic instinct 2-6
se7en 7-7
forrest gump 8-20
barbarella 21-40
citizen kane 41-... etc
don juan de marco
ghost dog
dancer in the dark
dead man
blade runner
zombie geek
cry baby
the brave
tank girl (maybe you can split some for men/woman or something)
dikkenek
half baked
jarhead
man on the moon
the aviator
thx 1138
bad lieutenant
bad santa
batman
fisher king
the big one
scarface
mean machine
last emperor
brain dead
spun
psycho
die hard
godfather


can think of more, but this is a start...
and this are only movie titles, we can also use names and quote and more of course...

These are the ranks I added yesterday, this is just a test, more to come, dont hesitate to give more ideas

bambi 0
basic instinct 2
se7en 7
Forrest gump 8
Cry baby 20
Ghost Dog 30
Dancer in the dark 40
Citizen Kane 50
Blade Runner 75
Zombie Geek 100
Tank Girl 125
Man on the Moon 150
Half Baked 175
Mean Machine 200
Spun 250
Scarface 300
Brain Dead 400
Psycho 500
THX 1138 1138
Die Hard 1139
2046 2046
Last Emperor 2047
Godfather 5000

nice

so much posting to do before I'm Braindead!

well...let's get in on then!!!

thought of a few new ones, they are not all good, but there must be something you can use....

Absolute Beginner
Little Miss Sunshine
Lolita
El Mariachi
Taxi Driver
Ordinary Decent Criminal
S1mone
Time Bandit
Corpse Bride
Menace II Society
Jabberwocky
Liar Liar
Negotiator
The Interpreter
Gladiator
Ronin
300
Stranger than Paradise
Devil’s Advocate
Reservoir Dog
The Insider
Local Hero
Baron Munchhausen
Big Fish
Dr Strangelove
Mighty Aprodite
Fifth Element
Boondock Saint
Highlander
Lord of War
A Beautiful Mind
King Kong
The Big Lebowski
Drunken Master
Hero
King of Comedy
Bruce Almighty
Terminator
The Majestic
Lord of the Rings
Jedi
Superman

some more:

Donnie Brasco
Darth Vader
Marsellus Wallace (pulp fiction)
Morpheus (matrix)
Johnny Mnemonic
Raoul Duke / Dr. Gonzo

let me know if u need more

some more ideas for ranks for if you feel like updating it sometime:

Baron Munchausen
American Beauty
Anchorman
Bad Lieutenant
Ben X
BFG
Easy Rider
Dark Knight
Party Monster
Princess
Hellboy
Robocop
Starman
Great Dictator
Natural Born Killer
Raging Bull
Braveheart
Oldboy
Wizard of Oz
Deer Hunter
Stalker

that were my ideas for now (means i dont have any more)

and i dont like too much the following ones:
Bonnie and Clyde
Carrie
Bridget Jones
basic instinct

and king kong should be higher i think...
and between 650 and 800 you can put something more...
and big lewboski you will be too short...
that were my complaints for now (doesnt mean i dont have more )

cool, keep me busy

Yes I will add them later this week

Yay! Time to overachieve!

Keyser Söze ?

have no fear, I'm not gonna suggest any B and dreck-movie characternames like "enema killer", "edward penishands", "nilbog", ''frankenhooker'' or "black devil doll from hell" here!!!

but for the moment, I'm ranked as... Bernie! BERNIE!!!

now who came up with that one... BERNIE!!!

just kidding... I always liked to think of me as the Bernie-kinda guy!!!

btw. "Gelfling" would be a nice rank to be able to achieve!!!

Do you know the movie Bernie?

I talk about here
Here

I should make a separate review for it

Reaallly crazy movie, you should watch it, you'll understand why I chose this one

And about the B movies rank, well mmm, not
But you can choose one for your self if you want, s special rank only for you

Bernie is a great movie!

Chrisy wrote:

Do you know the movie Bernie?
Reaallly crazy movie, you should watch it, you'll understand why I chose this one

no, don't know it, alas!

pornologic wrote:

Bernie is a great movie!

okay, okay... I'll check it out allready!!!

damn peer pressure!!!

labrat wrote:

but for the moment, I'm ranked as... Bernie! BERNIE!!!

first thing that popped in my head was this:

Kryll wrote:

Keyser Söze ?

yes, good one

and enema killer is also good if you ask me...

To be honnest I also like edward penishands
(but more as a special rank for Labrat - quite tempting )

And I think since B movies are a part of this forum too, I really dont mind having some more in the ranking here and there
So Labrat if you have more ideas...(as soon as it is not too rude hey )

super badass, maybe

Colonel Kurtz hehe

This is the status of this:

bambi 0
Absolute Beginner 2
basic instinct 3 to remove
Birdy 4
Fifth Element 5
Little Miss Sunshine 6
se7en 7
Forrest gump 8
Bridget Jones 9 to remove
Cry baby 10
Ed Wood 11
12 Angry Men 12
13 Tzameti 13
Doctor Sleep 14
Bully 15
The Elephant Man 16
Carrie 20 to remove
21 Grams 21
Dead Man 22
Dikkenek 25
Ghost Dog 30
Dancer in the dark 40
Citizen Kane 50
Alice in Wonderland 60
Donnie Darko 70
Liar Liar 80
Stranger than Paradise 90
Zombie Geek 100
Tank Girl 125
Man on the Moon 150
Half Baked 175
Spun 200
Dr Strangelove 225
Mighty Aprodite 250
Corpse Bride 275
300 300
Devil’s Advocate 301
Down by Law 325
Dreamcatcher 350
Taxi Driver 375
Big Fish 400
King Kong 425 to move to 2500
Assassin(s) 450
Beetle Juice 475
The Crow 550
Bernie 600
Mean Machine 650
Bonnie and Clyde 800 To remove
Bullet Boy 900
Brain Dead 1000
The Big Lebowski 1100
THX 1138 1138
Die Hard 1139
American Beauty 1400
C.R.A.Z.Y 1500
Menace II Society 1600
American Psycho 1700
Lord of War 1800
A Beautiful Mind 1900
Scarface 2000
2046 2046
Last Emperor 2047
Death Proof 2100
Divine Trash 2200
Dracula 2300
Drugstore Cowboy 2400
Gladiator 3000
Superman 4000
Godfather 5000
Blade Runner 6000
Psycho 7000
Jedi 10000

And these are the ones I will be adding:
Baron Munchausen
American Beauty
Anchorman
Bad Lieutenant
Ben X
BFG
Easy Rider
Dark Knight
Party Monster
Princess
Hellboy
Robocop
Starman
Great Dictator
Natural Born Killer
Raging Bull
Braveheart
Oldboy
Wizard of Oz
Deer Hunter
Stalker
Keyser Söze
super badass
Colonel Kurtz
enema killer
edward penishands
black devil doll from hell
frankenhooker

Now, before I start making the changes and you scream at me: this is too low, this is too high, bla bla bla and because it is very time consuming and manual
Can you tell me what you want, you can just tell me which ones you want high, which ones should be low or middle


Note that I will add a special rank (this will be a surprise) to the person who will post the 10000th post on the forum. We have currently 9622 messages

Quote :

super badass
Colonel Kurtz
enema killer
edward penishands
black devil doll from hell
frankenhooker

Hm...wonder what I am now...

/edit: Divine Trash