Bat Pussy - ? 1973

meanwhile...
at bat pussy's secrit warehouse hideout,
Dora Dildo, alias the mighty Bat Pussy
is patiently waiting for her supersenses to tell her,
that a crime is about to be comitted!
She can always tell, when her twat begins to twitch!



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ok, I concidered not posting a review of this absolute depthpoint in cinematic history, the mother of all atrocities, the hilarious... BAT PUSSY!!!



yet, after seeing it again just now, I suddenly realise that this MUST be documented for eternity!

In the early seventies, the (also redioculous and very hilarious and damn straight cult B must-see) original Batman and Wonderboy Robin (Adam West and Burt Ward) series and movie were very popular... in the early seventies, also a new genre of films became popular... the porn spoof!!! Cheaply made porn movies, parodising series or movies! Bat Pussy, an obvious Batman-spoof, is probably the most mindnumbing gone wrong attemt to such a movie!

starring basically 3 persons: a couple and Bat Pussy!

it comes down to this:

a very ugly hillbilly redneck man and an even more ugly redneck hillbilly woman have an ongoing retarded and silly arguement and have continuous stupid, disgusting and terrible unsexy sex! this arouses Bat Pussy's incredible supernatural vagina-senses and she rushes to the scene ON her "Batmobile"... that long lost mean of transportation... a SKIPPYBALL!

yes... a skippyball!!! I kid you not!!! THE SHEER GENIOUS OF IT ALL!!!

for those of you that don't remember these "skippyballs":



and you can truly feel that the music playing while Bat Pussy bounces around, litterally is killing your braincells by the millions!!!

anyhow...

When Bat Pussy finally arrives, you get to see her glory... to find out she is in fact also... BEYOND UGLY!!!

and oh horror...it than becomes a threesome!!!

even worse: there is some sort of a happy end!

Words to accurately discribe this monstrousity are yet to be invented, but I can guarantee you... this is pure B GOLD!!! calling it hilarious, is doing it injustice... this is way beyond hilarious, infact... be warned: this movie can kill either by laughter, or disgust!!!

this one really deserves the absolute minimum... 0,5/10...

but as a B oddity... I give it an 8!!!

the beginning of the movie... "introduction"



some snapshots taken to improve the impression







it is re-released -I think- on Something Weird Video, who always guarantee a satisfying level of hiddeosities to feed (or rather kill) the brain with...

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